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Report: PCB to Rename Lahore’s Gaddafi Stadium
Lahore, Pakistan: In light of the recent removal of Libyan leader Colonel Gaddafi, the Pakistan Cricket Board (PCB) has decided to set up an exploratory committee to rename the Gaddafi…
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Maulana Confirms That He is ‘All Knowing’
Posted on January 30, 2011 | 8 CommentsQuetta, Pakistan: Maulana Amjad Mohammad Khan, a nationally renowned religious cleric, confirmed that suicide bombers, members of al-Qaeda, the Taliban, and other members of miscreant outfits in fact do go... -
WikiLeaks Documents Pose Trouble for Pakistan Foreign Ministry
Posted on December 1, 2010 | 5 CommentsIslamabad, Pakistan: Maila Times, in conjunction with The New York Times, Der Spiegal, The Guardian, Le Monde, and El Pais, received a trove of secret documents obtained by WikiLeaks on... -
Western Media Mistakes Eid as “Muslim Evil Butchery Cult, Animal Hating Terror Fest”
Posted on November 17, 2010 | 6 CommentsIslamabad, Pakistan: News agencies across the Western world mistakenly reported yesterday that Muslims around the world were committing mass executions of various livestock. The reports indicate that these ‘hostages’ were... -
Report: Fake British Accents Propels Social Success
Posted on September 28, 2010 | 12 CommentsLahore, Pakistan: The Daily Times newspaper has learned from credible sources that several Pakistanis who visit London for at least one week return to Pakistan with a sexy, authentic British... -
Good Looking Pakistani Diplomats Secure Flood Aid Via NASDAQ Billboard
Posted on September 13, 2010 | 2 CommentsNew York, NY: A handful of Pakistani diplomats from the Pakistani Consulate in New York successfully raised $6 billion in aid money for the flood victims. With the help of... -
Lashkar-e-Joota Claims Responsibility for Attack on President Zardari
Posted on August 24, 2010 | 14 CommentsBirmingham, UK: FATA based terror group Lashkar-e-Joota has claimed responsibility for the deadly shoe attack on President Zardari at the Birmingham PPP gathering held a few weeks ago. Lashkar-e-Joota, who... -
Report: Kayani Extends Democracy’s Term for 3 More Years
Posted on July 24, 2010 | 5 CommentsIslamabad, Pakistan: In a rare development, Pakistan’s Chief of Army Staff General Ashfaq Kayani has decided to extend the ruling party’s term for another three years. According to a statement... -
ISI Admits to Having Extramarital Affairs with Taliban, ‘Deeply Regrets’ Decision
Posted on June 22, 2010 | 4 CommentsPeshawar, Pakistan: Pakistan’s notorious intelligence agency the ISI finally admitted yesterday that they have cheated on the Pakistan army by having an outside relationship with the Taliban. An ISI spokesman... -
Ijaz Butt Bans Himself
Posted on June 7, 2010 | 2 CommentsLahore, Pakistan: Ijaz Butt, PCB’s chairman, has successfully challenged and reversed a self-imposed ban on himself and a Rs. 23.432 million fine that was slapped on him by his self-appointed... -
Desperate Stalker Surprised by Unexpected Success
Posted on May 28, 2010 | 27 CommentsSeen here is Saadia, about to read the most romantic message of her life. Multan, Pakistan: Desperate stalkers all over Pakistan were thrilled with delight last night after learning that...
