Report: PCB to Rename Lahore’s Gaddafi Stadium
Lahore, Pakistan: In light of the recent removal of Libyan leader Colonel Gaddafi, the Pakistan Cricket Board (PCB) has decided to set up an exploratory committee to rename the Gaddafi…
Unable to Find Rishta, Aunty Marries Herself to Son
Quetta, Pakistan: In a very twisted development coming out of Quetta today, a desperate aunty married herself to her son today, after unsuccessfully finding a suitable rishta for her son….
AKU Report: Scratching Your Testicles Can Increase Your Lifespan
Karachi, Pakistan: A recent paper released by Aga Khan University Hospital confirms that Pakistani men can increase their lifespan by at least five years by constantly scratching their testicles. The…