Karachi, Pakistan: News reports leaked to Maila Times indicate the recently held Pakistan Fashion Week in Karachi was responsible for killing 90 terrorists these past few weeks. Organizers of the show were pleased to learn that in addition to mesmerizing the fashion world with their haute couture, fashion shows held at the gala were also [...]
Entries from November 2009
November 11, 2009
Report: Pakistanis Following Traffic Laws Cause Road Accident
Lahore, Pakistan: Police officials reported yesterday that strangely for the first time in Lahore’s history, people temporarily followed the traffic laws, resulting in mass confusion and several accidents. The report said that at 3:35 PM at the intersection of Main Boulevard and Jail Road, all of the cars present at the traffic stop obeyed the [...]
